Things I Learned this Weekend

• If you're a heterosexual male, going out with six lesbians will in fact NOT increase the likelihood of you scoring that night.
• "The Theme to The Pink Panther" is, after seeing "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle", officially the "Sexiest Song In the History of Man". (Note to Drew: DVDs were invented to devote hours of materials to scenes like this. C'mon, Drew, we go way back. Help a brotha out.)
• You can in fact down "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" in basically one sitting. (Finished it today, better than the first three, not as good as "Goblet". There's my 13-word review.)
• My rent? Really high. Living in Boston? Pretty expensive. Living close enough to visit my parents to enjoy Angus burgers and a swim in their pool whenever I feel like it? Priceless.

Any other newly-acquired knowledge that people would like to share?

Posted by Ryan McGee at June 29, 2003 10:28 PM