Making a List, Checking It Twice

OK, so I’m busy here at work today.

Not actually with work. Yet. In an eye of the storm type scenario here.

So, in the meantime, trying to come up with a checklist of “To Do” items for my trip to NYC this weekend. If I’ve forgotten anything, please let me know.

Prevent smelly person from sitting next to me on the Greyhound bus on the way down.

Take full advantage of the open bar when attending a Thursday night fundraiser.

Have one of the UNICEF Triumvirate do a body shot off of me.

Take at least a dozen incriminating pictures on my digital camera.

Make sure none of the above pictures actually include me.

Get the Commander to table dance.

Star in my first one-man, off-Broadway production.

Name said production “Give It To Me Baby, Uh Huh Uh Huh”.

Base jump off the Chrysler building.

Totally make out with Keira Knightley.

Give Jennifer Garner her weekly feng shui lesson.

Assassinate John Tesh.

Get the Commander down off the table, the cheeky bastard.

See a million faces.

Rock them all.

Posted by Ryan McGee at July 15, 2003 10:59 AM