Having finally awoken from the coma I was in on the Commander's couch, I can now give you a short entry for the day. However, I'm slightly impaired, thanks to the "glass of rum and splash of diet coke" I got last night when out with TFG (The Famous Gaffney). I'm also on vacation...so my brain came with me.

That being said, here's today's almost thought experiment:

OK, I can't actually get y'all to comment on topic anymore, so I think I'm just gonna try and write about something else and hope y'all end up where I wanted you to go in the first place. (Sid Hoffman...or Sid Frenchman?) I'm still trying to figure out the exact logic:

How does "Boof"--->"dim sum"?

Or "any topic"--->"The Commander's a hot piece of man flesh"?

I guess everything irreducibly leads back to Tim's pecs. So you can now skip that "Intro to Logic" class you were thinking about taking.

(Actually, content is sorta uneccesary, isn't it? Completely superfluous. You go do your thing readers. I'm off to get some coffee.)