Having just gotten back from the cineplex, it's now my duty and honor to relay my thoughts on the movie. I'll be drawing on cultural, historical, and cinematic precedents. I'll be doing close textual analysis. It's a movie I've been anticipating since the credits of "The Two Towers". And tonight, I finally saw it.

Since seeing "The Two Towers", I'm written nearly 400 posts for this website. I've honed my craft. Increased my vocabulary. Varied my sentence structure. Learned how to better construct an argument and clarify my viewpoint. I've poured all of that knowledge into this review.

Ready? Here goes.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

(that's all i got now...more later...good grief it's amazing...for now, bed)