No one should have to work New Year's Eve. You can't possibly be mentally into it, especially when 80% of your company isn't here. 'Cuz your mind wanders, you get bored, and then you get into IM discussions like the one I just had.

Me: dork
She: you're the dork
She: dorkus
Me: dorkus maximus, i dub thee in latin
She: if you were a robin williams character, you'd be dork from ork
Me: dork---the other, other white meat
She: if you were a looney toons character, you'd be dorky pig
Me: if you were a lid to an alcoholic beverage, you'd be a champagne dork
She: if you were a children's song, you'd be the grand old duke of dork
Me: if you were a rejected supreme court justice appointee, you'd be robert dork
She: if you were michael bloomberg, you'd be the mayor of new dork
Me: if you were martha stewart, you'd be talking about the best dinner dorks to use
She: if you were a street sign, you'd be warning people about the upcoming dork in the road
Me: if i were telling you that something was done, i'd tell you to stick a dork in it
She: your parents told you that babies are delivered by a white dork
Me: if you were a member of the monkees, you'd be peter dork
She: if you were in american gothic, you'd be holding the pitchdork

Man, that ain't right.