Tonite, starting at 7 pm, I'll be going through my Video Music Awards commentary. And since I don't even have any word processing on this brand spanking new computer yet, I'll be typing in...Notepad. I have 160 gigs of hard drive space but I'm working in Notepad. There's a lesson in there. Or maybe irony. Or maybe a bit of a cheese sandwich. It's hard to tell.

Please ignore typos as I go...take comfort in knowing I may be one of the few live commentaries on the Internet. Or take pity in me for thinking that's cool.