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December 05, 2002
ryan goes political...well, sorta
Sorry for the lack of material yesterday, although Tim stepped up and tapped into the un-mined field of “Any Given Sunday” for my readers. If he hadn’t also done “Natural Born Killers” as well, I’d call AGS his most headache-inducing movie. I love “Natural Born Killers”, mind you, but I walked out of the theatre with the most whopping headache ever after seeing it. Haven’t been able to stomach the “Director’s Cut” yet.
My absence can be explained quite simply by my 14 hour work day yesterday. 9 am to 11 pm, baby. That’ll do something for you, lemmee tell ya. I also have a rehearsal dinner for my cousin’s wedding tonite. Let’s see if I make it through the dinner.
Meanwhile, we’re being told her in the grand ol’ Commonwealth of Massachusetts that next year’s fiscal outlook is the worst SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION. Lovely. Luckily for you readers, I managed to snag a copy of some of Romney’s budget-saving techniques for next year. It’s good to still have spies in the State House.
---The state will no longer be paying for toiletries in government offices. State workers are encouraged to bring clothes they don’t mind “getting a little dirty/snotty/urine-stained.”
---House Majority Speaker Thomas Finneran has to return the dozen Segways he bought for himself and his staff under his "Miscellaneous" fund.
----Togas parties during the night before budgets are due can only serve beer out of kegs, not cans.
---All state-funded departments will be assimilated into the Mormon Church, requiring all employees to effectively take a 10% paycut.
---Everyone in the state has to move to Utah.
Posted by Ryan McGee at December 5, 2002 08:36 AM