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February 06, 2003
Mad Lib Results
Well, at times it was as painful as giving birth to a flaming porcupine, but finally, we have the results...thank to all who participated:
Down the street from me lives a (bicycle) named (Saddam). (Saddam) has a friend (Vivian) who (slaloms) (dogs) with a large (fish) for a living.
One day, the two friends got in a (Denmark) and went to (hell) in order to (berate). There they met a (fluffy) (cow) named (Soggy) (Snoop). They sat down on a (potato) and served (lascivious) (turnips) on whole wheat bread while (bombastically) (leaping) their (dinosaur). They had a great time (completing) each other.
*****
"Soggy Snoop" is soooo the name of my next/first pet. "Leaping" one's "dinosaur" sounds deliciously dirty. And I didn't see the "Jerry Maguire" ending coming, either.
Posted by Ryan McGee at February 6, 2003 04:29 PM
Comments
Since we are in the twilite zone anyway: I expect a cunning review of the 20/20 8pm special on Micheal Freaked my face up Jackson, tomorrow.
And the WWF isn't on tonight so you don't have anything else to watch. ;p ::cracks whip::
Posted by: gothicwords at February 6, 2003 06:13 PM
Oh yes it is, Kurt Angle defends the WWE Championship against the Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit!
Oh, um. I didn't type that. Moving on...
Posted by: ryan at February 6, 2003 06:38 PM
Oh my bad. And here I thought I was looking all cool by keeping up with the WWE weekly schudule. Gee Mcgee you found me out. Although, ten bucks there are at least two wrestling scenes in the 20/20 special. That is if two monkeys fighting over a bananna interest you at all.
Posted by: gothicwords at February 6, 2003 07:18 PM
With a name like Chris Benoit, he just had to get an alias as extreme as "Rabid Wolverine."
Posted by: Commander Foley at February 7, 2003 12:07 AM
Yea, Benoit's finishing move is a flying headbutt. Last night, something went wrong during the match and you could see him bleeding from above the eyelid. This isn't a self-inflicted wound (they often blade themselves during the match), but a "every time my heart beats, blood comes out of my head" type of wound. He went for his headbutt, and you could just see the other guy's mental process: "OK, in no way am I getting smeared by Bloody Head" and he got out of the way. Benoit lands face first into the mat.
And no one cares about this but me here. *whistles*
Posted by: ryan at February 7, 2003 09:46 AM
I'm sure Mrs. Benoit cares.
Posted by: Commander Foley at February 7, 2003 10:14 AM
PLus, you know even the name "Chris Benoit" as as made up as "The Undertaker". How sad, if "Chris Benoit" is a step up on the cool-ness factor of your name.
Posted by: ryan at February 7, 2003 01:25 PM