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July 29, 2003
Tuesday Poll
OK, pop quiz, hot shots:
I?m trying to come up with a new tag line for the website. The ?Truth, Justice?? etc just isn?t working for me. So I need your help. Here are a few lines I?ve come up with. Feel free to add your own suggestions.
?Providing an Oasis in a Cubicled Desert?
?Half the Calories, All of the Flava?
?Strom Thurmond?s Favorite Blog Before His Racist Ass Up and Died?
?The Search For a Strip Club with WiFi?
?Helping the World, One Cryptic Entry At A Time?
?The Internet and Emasculation: Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together?
"Tom Brady"
Posted by Ryan McGee at July 29, 2003 12:16 PM
Comments
"I Lead the Charge for TBTOM and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt"
Oh wait, that's a T-shirt idea. (*wicked glint in eye at mention of T-shirts.*)
Posted by: Commander Foley at July 29, 2003 12:24 PM
I really like "Providing an Oasis in a Cubicled Desert" although "Jennifer vs. Keira - How's a man to choose?" may be more appropriate. On second thought, no. "Do a little dance, make a little blog, get down tonight!" What'd be even cooler is if you could get sound...oooooooooo yeah.
Posted by: Heather at July 29, 2003 12:42 PM
"I slept with Carmen Electra's friend's cousin's sister." (or somewhere along that line)
I know it's a Bud commercial, but it cracks me up.
...or you can change your domain name to read
ryanmcgeethemachoman.com. No tagline needed there,eh?
Posted by: Myra at July 29, 2003 01:18 PM
How bout:
Don't steal my gel, or I'll knock your frickin head off.
Posted by: Tony at July 29, 2003 01:20 PM
Myra, I read that as "Ryan McGee, the Mac Ho Man" and I was very, very confused.
Posted by: ryan at July 29, 2003 01:37 PM
"The ongoing saga of a man, his put-upon friends, and the women whose names he misspells."
That wraps it up for me.
Posted by: Diana at July 29, 2003 02:24 PM
Oh, shush, Debbie.
Posted by: ryan at July 29, 2003 02:31 PM
The "Mac Ho Man" is really, reall good, too. Emphasis on the "Ho" part, though.
Posted by: Myra at July 29, 2003 03:19 PM
Up your nose with a rubber hose, Rudy.
Posted by: Diana at July 29, 2003 03:20 PM
I think Kristen would agree with me, anyway.
Posted by: Diana at July 29, 2003 03:27 PM
(just read all of yesterday's comments)
Posted by: Diana at July 29, 2003 03:27 PM
Diana: you are my new best friend.
Posted by: kristen at July 29, 2003 03:31 PM
Well, there's today's unholy alliance. Thanks y'all.
Posted by: ryan at July 29, 2003 03:50 PM
<off to cry in the corner>
Posted by: Kristen's old best friend at July 29, 2003 04:02 PM
Now look at what you've done. You've gone and made Lepidus cry. Nice one.
Posted by: ryan at July 29, 2003 04:44 PM