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May 10, 2007
I'm The Best...Around...
(No, today's title is no idle bragging, just an homage to the greatest montage in film history.)
Writing “Lost” reviews until 2 am on a work day is a fulfilling endeavor, don’t get me wrong, but it leaves me a little worse for the wear on Thursdays, I will admit. As tired as John Locke after carrying his father’s corpse for a few miles, lemmee put it that way.
With that in mind, a few lists of 5 to tide you over until tomorrow’s “Links of the Week”.
Five Newly Rejected Wedding Themes
1) “Betcha Can’t Fit Your Head in There”
2) “You Know Who Else I Think Is Really Hot?”
3) “Parade of Exes”
4) “All Things Arena Football”
5) “Land of Eliza Dushku Cardboard Cutouts”
Five Possible Costumes I’ll Wear To An 80’s Party This Weekend
1) Member of the Cobra Kai
2) Q-Bert
3) One of the Girls from The Robert Palmer Videos
4) A Delorean
5) The Corner In Which Baby Shall Not Be Put
Five Powers Rejected for Characters on “Heroes”
1) Lightning Fast Bowel Movements
2) Super Soliloquies
3) Amazing Aneurisms
4) Incredible Igloo-Making
5) Miraculous Migraines
Posted by Ryan McGee at May 10, 2007 08:51 PM