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May 18, 2007
Links of the Week: Volume 4
A qcuik version of the “Links of the Week”, as I have to prepare for perhaps the greatest challenge I’ve ever given myself: liveblogging the premiere of “National Bingo Night” on ABC. The preparations largely consist of me getting as drunk as possible in the next ninety minutes, but I have a lot of work ahead of me, regardless.
As to why I would ever liveblog “National Bingo Night”, well, just check this out. C’mon. They had me at “crazy Indian dude in the referee shirt saying ‘No bingo!’”.
I have no idea what this has to do with bingo, but then again, I’m not Japanese. Or insane.
Now here’s a type of bingo I can get behind. Though it would probably be a bit different if it were filmed today. Oh wait, it is filmed today, just under the name “Girls Gone Wild”.
Um, OK. Guess I’m not sleeping for a month having just seen this. That’s OK, I sleep too much as it is. I’ll just be over here, um, whimpering and not ever closing my eyes again. Good. Gravy.
Maybe I should take a different tact here. Lessee, there was that song, Bingo. And Bingo was his name-o, after all. My name is? Funny you should ask.
Say my name. C’mon, you wanna. These ladies think you should.
These guys couldn’t be bothered to tell anyone my name. They are dead to me.
Far be it for me to not know this guy’s name. I enjoy my butt in its current state: unkicked.
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That’s all for this week: check back in later to catch my live-blog of “National Bingo Night”. I’m pretty sure I’ll be the only one in America doing it, so if you’re looking for this sort of thing, well, I’ve got the monopoly on it. Sorry.
Posted by Ryan McGee at May 18, 2007 07:43 PM