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December 11, 2007
Burn, Baby, Burn
People often wonder why I play video games so often, and talk about them so much. They say things like, "You're too old." They say things like, "You're too handsome." They say things like, "Would you like to biggie size that?" They say lots of things.
But it's just hard for me to not spend hours playing a game in which I can mesmerize my opponents by throwing a magical disco ball at them, making them dance helplessly as I casually mosey about killing them. And "Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction" allows me to do just that.
And for added extra fun, I like to turn them into penguins first.
It's like "March of the Penguins", with 80% more death and 100% more disco. What's not to love?
Posted by Ryan McGee at December 11, 2007 10:33 PM