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June 12, 2008
Celtics/Lakers: Drinking Game Rules For Games 4 and 5
Here we go...
1 Sip
- Every time Garnett takes a fade-away jumper from beyond 16 feet from the basket
- Every time a Laker argues a foul called against them
- Every time Perkins argues a foul against him
- Every time Vujacic does something that makes you want to punch him in the face.
- Every time ABC mentions that Paul Pierce grew up in the area.
2 sips
- Every time Cassell takes an ill-advised shot.
- Every time Eddie House's hustle makes you wanna have his baby.
- Every time KG headbutts something or punches some part of his own anatomy in frustration.
- Every time ABC replays an earlier Lakers' score instead of showing the slow-mo replay of the BS foul just called against the Celtics.
3 sips
- Every time Rondo does his patented "I'm going behind the back, oops, I'm not, I'm Rajon Effin' Rondo, B$tches" move in the lane.
- Every time Van Gundy says, "I'm not sure the Celtics have enough offense on the floor right now."
- Every time Fisher hits a wide-open 3 that makes you scream to no one in particular, "Why is no one guarding him????"
Gulp
- Every time Ray Allen beats his man off the dribble.
- Every time one of the announcers note the Celts' "length up front". (Yes, I'm five years old.)
Finish What's Left in the House
- If Doc Rivers actually leaves Cassell on the bench for the whole game.
- If Brian Scalabrine actually enters the game at any point.
- If someone on YouTube edits Brian Scalabrine career highlights set to "Never Gonna Give you Up," starting the newest Internet trend: The Scala-Wag! (C'mon, everyone's tired of being RickRolled, right?)
Posted by Ryan McGee at June 12, 2008 07:15 PM